I identify the most with Chandler and Rachel. I have alternately wanted to dance in a fountain, own a chick and a duck, and eat my meals at a Foosball table. I find the most interesting uses for the phrase, "Gum would be perfection." I lament that the movies today are not more like the ones from Hollywood's Golden Age. I have a nearly sickening love for pop culture, musicals, and melodramatic novels of the 19th and 20th Centuries...